Have you ever been fucked by a MILF? I guess that question is a bit of a stretch. The fat, belly-smoking, single mom at the local bar might turn you on, but I usually aim my dick at moms whose tits don't even reach their navels. Some people like the dolled-up soccer moms, some people like the Casey Anthony types, but I think we can all agree that the MILFs on MILFed.com are a whole different category of "moms I want to fuck."

What makes them special? Well, first of all, these mature sluts and their younger partners are top porn stars. If hot, experienced women weren't enough, these guys go out and hire the most talented, experienced, beautiful, and well-known older whores in the world. They call themselves the world's number one MILF site, which is a bold statement, but they've been in business for nearly a decade. Maybe there's something to that. I guess the only way to find out is to crack open this gallon of personal lubricant that just came in the mail from Amazon.

Legit MILF Porn Legends

When I say there are a lot of top porn stars on MILFed.com, I'm not kidding. Some sites have a lot of B-list girls you've probably seen once or twice on Pornhub; others are filled with no-name girls and the occasional bona fide porn star. I don't say this to disparage the amateurs and newbies in the industry, but sometimes you want to see the top stars in the game. There's a reason why Hollywood and the porn industry both pull out the big-name stars when they can afford them. Stardom isn't something you get just for nothing; it takes some luck, but beauty and talent also play a role. For porn sluts, that talent translates into superhuman sexual skills and some exquisite jerk-off material.

When we're talking about MILFed, the appeal of famous video whores is perhaps even more important. MILFs, in general, aren't just hot because they've aged like crazy after taking a few Viagra pills, but because they have years or even decades of sexual experience both in front of and behind the camera. These babes know how to deepthroat, how to lick a rug, and how to ride a cowgirl like a rodeo queen.

So who’s on the roster at MILFed.com? The rotating banners on the landing page showcase world-famous porn whores like Alexis Fawx, Dana DeArmond, Silvia Sage, and Jacklyn Taylor. They have experienced, beautiful babes like Dana Vespoli and Brandi Love, as well as certified classic MILFs like Nina Hartley and Julia Ann.

And not just older porn whores, as these women naturally have a lot of skills to pass on to the younger generation. To that end, they’ve filmed videos with young stars like Kenzie Reeves and Kenna James. The famous Riley Reid and my personal favorite, Abella Danger, have also worked with them.

Start Your Own Cougar Farm—On the Cheap!

I recently watched Tiger King, and I made a few observations. One, owning a bunch of exotic cats is a great way to start a sex cult with an eager young animal lover. Two, Carole Baskin murdered her husband and fed him to the big cats. Three, tiger cubs are cheaper than I expected, at a few thousand bucks a piece. However, adopting a wild animal is a huge commitment and would completely cut into my productive masturbation time. It's also much more expensive than paying thirty bucks a month for access to MILFed.com's library of nearly 1,200 explicit cougar movies. Most of these cougars are domesticated, but they often spray their musk everywhere and destroy furniture. When cougars are in heat, you can't control them...

The longer you stay on MILFed, the lower the rate is, at just ten bucks a year. I wish I could tell you that you'd get ten MILF sex sessions a month that way, but their release schedule isn't as regular as most paysites. I like paysites that update at least once a week, and these guys aren't doing that well, at least not this month.

I’m ready to blame COVID-19 for the erratic release rate. They released 6 in April, 1 in May, and as of the 23rd (today) they haven’t added a clip for June. In retrospect, it looks like their updates were pretty random even before people were hoarding toilet paper and burning down Target. One each in February and March, two in January, and December subscribers got screwed for not having an update. Merry Christmas, assholes.

A few years ago, a site with such a scattered release would have been a good option for the occasional quick membership where you could download all the movies to your hard drive. It’s 2024, though, so like many other paysites, MILFed is giving the idea of ​​saving files a thumbs up. In reality, all you’re really paying for is access to over 1,000 top-tier MILF porn movies online.

It’s worth noting that not all of MILFed.com’s content is exclusive to the site. They have a ton of popular videos, including movies from sites like SweetheartVideo. I feel like they added these videos to pad their numbers when the site first launched, and they're still working on filling out the catalog, since they uploaded the last one in 2012.

Wild Cougars in Heat, Caught on Camera

One thing I really like about MILFed is that they have videos of slutty cougars getting into all kinds of naughty acts. The MILF porn category page has dozens of porn subcategories with thumbnails, all starring the famous mature sluts you've watched for years. Watch moms getting gangbanged and creampied. Watch them engaging in lesbian sex and cum swapping. Watch interracial cougar hookups, Asian MILFs, and black housewives. Not only do they have anal sex, they have double anal!

I'm not sure where to start with the anal, threesome, or blowjob section. Luckily, the newest movies on the site are labeled with wholesome activities like titjobs, cunnilingus, tit worship, facesitting, and cumshots. That alone would be a recipe for a world-class masturbation marathon, but the climax of the entire show is Alexis Fawx working her magic on the young dude.

There's no 4K option available yet, but the film plays perfectly in 1080p. The film opens with a buffer-free montage of Alexis making lemonade in her kitchen wearing next to nothing, licking sliced ​​lemons like they were giant dicks. She invites the pool boy in, who already has a huge smile on his face. Can you blame the little guy?

I skipped just a few minutes to see Alexis topless, with the dude's face buried between her huge, inviting breasts. The shots have a clean, white pornographic brightness that helps our hero stand out against the set. The camerawork is fairly simple but sophisticated, handheld, but steady, rather than raunchy. Instead of cutting from one shot to the next, we get a nice, lingering look and slow pan that captures the entire process as Alexis pulls out the pool boy’s cock and cums on it.

High-quality porn for true MILF fans

Watch any of MILFed's titles and one thing is clear: the production value of this porn is extremely high. From the world-class video whores to the sets to the photography, every element is extremely professional. The poor release speed coupled with the inability to download will put many of you off. To put it bluntly, these are some bad shortcomings, and not the fun kind of bad. It makes the value harder to see, but MILFed's real asset is quality. You miss out on some of the standard paysite perks, but in exchange you get the best premium MILF porn in the world.

If you don't care too much about downloads and don't need to masturbate as regularly as you did when it was released, it will be easier to tolerate. In that case, 1,200 high-quality movies are all you need.

Despite some major flaws, MILFed.com will still greatly appeal to fans who love mature, experienced whores and well-made porn. This is a huge collection of full-length movies starring the world's hottest and most popular MILF porn stars, who perform all the naughty sexual acts you love. I mean, it's almost inherently attractive, isn't it?