Private.com has one of those one-word domains that are an absolute gem on the internet. I wonder how many random visitors they get just looking for a way to keep their secrets from Google, Facebook, and their wives. And considering at least half of those secrets are an insatiable desire to fuck hot women in the face, mouth, and assholes, these random netizens finally found the right place. Isn't that interesting how life works?

Private calls itself "Europe's most visited multilingual porn site," and the thousands of visitors who flock to it every day with their dicks exposed and their pants dropped to their ankles prove that claim. The site has been around so long and feels like an online institution that there's a good chance you've masturbated to their material before. If not, there's always time to do it again.

Private Conversations About Porn

Some European porn sites have a distinctly European feel that immediately distinguishes themselves from all the American reality porn pay sites and 18+ teen gangbang factories. You know what I'm talking about, with skinny nymphos smoking cigarettes and boarded-up rooms or lots of leather. On the other hand, Private.com looks like it could be another big porn site from Los Angeles or Florida. The biggest difference between Private.com and American porn sites like Naughty America or BangBros is the casting. They've cast some of the hottest European porn stars in the industry, as well as the next wave of new talent. If you like European stuff, or just watch some porn, you'll recognize a lot of these girls.

Speaking of them, in one of the front page thumbnails, Gina Gerson is fucking three dicks with her mouth and hands. Taylor is fighting five one-eyed snakes, while Anissa Kate and Eva Parker are getting stuffed in a MMFF foursome scene. Ferrera Gomez may be a tiny chick, so those few dicks look really tight.

They clearly like group sex on this site, but there are some nice one-on-one encounters, too. Blanche Bradbury is twerking that cute bubble butt with a big dick, and wait to see Angelica get her 18+ teen ass fucked and her tiny dick filled with cum. These girls are getting into all kinds of naughty adventures.

I mean it: go watch it now. The scene with Angelica is one of their free movies. While many paysites just upload 12-minute sample scenes to free video sites and call it a day, Private offers some full-length movies on the front page and in the free area. Check both pages out, because I found six big freebies, including a 93-minute outdoor orgy. They also have tons of interviews and other extras to enjoy for free.

Award-winning porn at regular porn prices

Private.com won the 2024 XBIZ Europe Studio Site of the Year award, but they're being pretty low-key about the honor. It must be business as usual for them, because they don't even mention it up front. I didn't know about it until I saw the laurel leaves surrounding the honor on the signup page. Their membership fees are pretty standard, so if you're a regular on paysites, you know what I'm going to tell you. It's $30 a month, with significant discounts for long-term memberships. An annual subscription breaks down to $12.50 per month, which isn't even the price of two cups of coffee these days. Anyway, Starbucks banned me after the last incident involving stray pubic hair.

These guys have been peddling porn for a while now, which means there are tons of porn movies here for you to watch. They do the old-fashioned thing with "DVD" collections, though everything is streaming and I didn't see any physical media for sale. The stats on the front page break it down into hard numbers: over 6,500 scenes in over 1,000 movies starring thousands of porn stars.

I thought I might have to get out my calculator to figure out how often they update, but no, they list it in the members area. I'm not sure why they wait until you've already paid to reveal it, because the release schedule itself is a big selling point. Private.com is updated with new content every day, so you'll never be stuck waiting to watch another European girl get fucked senseless.

Choose a Theme, Sex Category, or Niche

The videos in DVD format feel a bit like a blast from the past, showing Private.com's age. While I think this element will appeal to older masturbators who used to masturbate in dingy, smelly shops in the middle of nowhere in town, I do see some benefits. The DVD covers are a nice touch, adding another level of professionalism to the whole outfit. Plus, they tend to be themed, so you can tie a few scenes together with your favorite kink. Recent "DVD" movies include Cute Teens 5, Sexy Yoga in Heaven, Anal Teens 2, and Tiny Capris Family Stories. The names pretty much tell you exactly what's inside, and the covers will make you want to finish them.

I clicked on a full movie with a name that hinted at something taboo and interracial: My Stepmom Got a New Black Boyfriend...I'm Going to Have Sex with Him! The movie is divided into four full scenes, starring chicks like Freya Dee, Adelle Unicorn, and Tiny Tina. Daphne Klyde and Nikky Dream's threesome got me excited, so I decided to start my official masturbation test there.

Thick accents and sexy sluts

The 40-minute film opens with Nikki Dream looking at her phone with some soft soundtrack playing in the background. Nikki plays the stepmom in this scene, and her black boyfriend kisses her neck and whispers sweet nothings while stepdaughter Daphne watches from the couch. The music switches to techno as Daphne takes off her panties and starts masturbating, then stops when Nikky notices and starts acting offended. "What are you doing?" she asks in a funny thick accent. "Do you want to see a big black cock?"

I love how this family resolves their disputes, so if you're having similar problems, I'd recommend using Private.com instead of Family Therapy. Nikky squats down, pulls the guy's pants down in front of Daphne, and starts licking. She licks a few times before inviting the younger generation to join her for a taste.

This is a great, long double blowjob scene that gets even better when Nikky brings her feet to the party at the 9-minute mark. She's obviously had a footjob before, clamping the guy's dick between her soles and stroking the shaft with her toes while Daphne makes swallowing sounds on the glans.

Well, my whole day went by like that

Next, our guy has both girls on their knees with their asses in the air. They both finger their shaved pussies while the hottie moves back and forth, shoving his dipstick deep into their colons while the girls moan loudly. Afterwards, he lies on the couch and they ride him, first Daphne on the face and then Nikky on the dick before roles reverse. I haven't even gotten halfway through the video yet, so Private clearly doesn't skimp on the short daily updates. You can marathon wank with these guys every day. They also offer downloads for membership, so save money.

This is a really great porn, and I'll probably watch another one after I clean the cum off my keyboard and get a little energy. I'm particularly obsessed with Nikky Dream, and am a little disappointed that this is her only movie on Private. On the other hand, Daphne has starred in at least six of these movies, so it looks like I have a lot of work to do.

And work to do is my biggest complaint about Private. I mean, I guess it's not their fault that you or I have to find shelter somehow, but the site has probably led to a staggering loss of productivity. Just tell your boss you're having a personal medical emergency, which is technically true when put in the right perspective.

Private.com seems like a pretty easy site to recommend for anyone who likes European girls. The selection is huge and growing every day, and they don't charge a penny more than other sites. They're also one of the few premium sites that offers full porn for free, so give it a go even if you don't want to subscribe to another pay site.